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07/09/2014 at 20:09 • Filed to: None

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Truest slogan if there ever was one


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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 20:13

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Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:17

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Get excited and drive anything else.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:19

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For the 20 miles until your Quattro system fails


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 20:21

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If a classic mopar breaks down, you look at the engine, figure out whats wrong, fix it, and drive away all in less than 2 hours


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PanchoVilleneuve ST
07/09/2014 at 20:21

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 20:22

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Marriages fail. Banks fail. Governments fail. The Quattro AWD system does not fail.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 20:22

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If an Audi breaks down, you call a tow truck, take it to the dealer, they fix what broke and 20 other things that broke along the way, then pay the $10,000 repair bill, quietly sobbing to yourself.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:23

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Oh the irony


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 20:23

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THIS


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 20:24

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Except I don't

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Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:24

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The A4 on the lift next to my van while it was getting inspected said otherwise.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:24

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fair enough


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 20:25

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Every single other thing on our A6 has broken EXCEPT the AWD system. So bah.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:27

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Never had any drivetrain, engine, or electrical problems. So Bahaha.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 20:29

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I'm not gonna start


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:31

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Hey, you set yourself up for it.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
07/09/2014 at 20:33

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FIFY

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 20:36

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If the transmission fell out of my car on a 500 mile trip, I could call a tow truck, get it towed to the nearest Audi dealer (let's pretend we're on the east coast, which means every block has a Dunkin Donuts and an Audi shop), have them fix the transmission, spend 15-20 minutes having a nervous breakdown when I received the bill, get back on the road, and still arrive at my destination before I would in a fully functioning Astrovan Safari. I have no idea what that proves, but bah anyways.


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:41

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I love the logic here that implies that a fucking Astrovan > Audi.

And you're right. Quattro is indestructible.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 20:42

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Don't forget the chance that they will tow it on 2 wheels, ruining the drivetrain also.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:42

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Soommeeonneess in denial.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 20:45

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yeah well...yeah

I haven't had any major repairs in the first couple months

(Shhh. Be quiet conscience. It's okay to lie in a situation like this.)


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 20:47

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IIRC, I read something about a cam position sensor or something like that having to be replaced.

No major repairs my ass.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 20:54

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It wasn't that expensive.

(Yes conscience, I know I'm still lying. Shut up)


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 21:00

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About $500 I'm guessing? $200 for the sensor, $300 for labor. Unless both had to be replaced, in which case, about $700.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 21:05

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It was only one. And you seem to be a little optimistic.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 21:08

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That's just what like 2 minutes of googling brought up. It's probably cheaper, it being an older car and all.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 21:12

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Cheaper! In that case, I'll be firing my mechanic tomorrow.

Just a few bucks shy of $1000


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 21:17

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In other words, what my ENTIRE CAR IS WORTH.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/09/2014 at 21:19

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and then pay a lot when shit breaks.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/09/2014 at 21:33

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Good point. But as long as not much else goes wrong, I still love it.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > thebigbossyboss
07/09/2014 at 21:34

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This is true.